WOMAN - A CHEMICAL HAZARD
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM MATERIAL
SAFETY DATA SHEET
ELEMENT : WOMAN
SYMBOL : Wo2
DISCOVERED : Adam. Datum Undetermined
ATOMIC MASS : Accepted as 7 stones but known to vary from 5 to
25.
OCCURRENCE : Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
Surfaces usually covered with painted film
Boils at nothing. Freezes without reason
Melts if given special treatment
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum
and precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason
Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increase by saturation
in alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES :
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
Can be a great aid to relaxation
TESTS :
Pure specimen turns pink when discovered in the
natural state
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
HAZARDS :
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
Illegal to possess more than one, although desirable