The Wedding Night
A young couple, who just happen to be virgins,
are in their
honeymoon suite preparing for the "big event". The
women
undresses and slips under the covers. Her new husband
stands shyly by the bed. Finally, he removes his socks,
revealing his disgusting feet.
"My god!" exclaims his wife."What happenned to your feet?"
"When I was a child, I had toe-lio", he replied.
"You mean POLIO, don't you?" she asked.
"No, TOE-LIO!"
Next, the husband slipped off his pants,
revealing ugly,
distorted knees.
"What happenned to your knees?" his wife asked.
"As a teenager, I had knee-sles," he answered.
"Knee-sles? Don't you mean MEASLES?"
"No, I had knee-sles."
Next, the husband removed his underwear.
"Let me guess," said his wife. "Small cox."