Unhappy in Heaven
Three men arrive in heaven. St. Peter says,
'Okay, guys,
I know from looking in my book that each of you have cheated
on your wives. The book did not say how or who with, and I
need to know all your sins so you can get in. So, would you
please tell me the truth, and, in exchange for your
humiliation, I will give you each a form of transportation.'
The first guy says to Pete, 'I kissed my
secretary a few
times.' So Peter gives him a Honda.
The second guy says to him, 'I had sex with a
HOT whore.'
So Peter gives him a motorcycle.
The third guy says, 'I had a 3-way every week.'
So
Peter gives him a bicycle.
So, inside the gates of heaven, guys 2 and 3
are enjoying
their gifts when they encounter guy #1 crying.
'Why are you crying? You got a car!' they exclaim.
'Yeah,' says guy #1, 'but I just saw my wife pass by on a skateboard!'