Tyson Headlines

  • "A Bad Bite for Boxing" - The News & Observer of Raleigh
  • "Twice Bitten" - Times-Picayune of New Orleans
  • "Bite of the Century!" - Arizona Republic
  • "Bite Night" - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader
  • "Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night" - The Record of Hackensack, N.J.
  • "Reality Bites" - Times Union of Albany, N.Y.
  • "Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell" - Salt Lake Tribune
  • "Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism" - The (Baltimore) Sun
  • "Biting Commentary" - The Boston Herald
  • "Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield" - Huntsville (Ala.) Times
  • "Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson" - The Indianapolis Star
  • "Earmarks of cowardice" - Houston Chronicle
  • "Earmark of an eerie night" - The Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution
  • "A two-bit bout: Holyfield wins" - Kansas City Star
  • "From Champ to Chomp" - The Herald-Sun of Durham, N.C.
  • "Holyfield Still Chomp-ion" - San Francisco Examiner
  • "Heavyweight Chomp" - The Philadelphia Inquirer
  • "Undisputed Chomp" - 97 USA Today
  • "World Chomp" - The Sun (London)
  • "Requiem for a Chompion" - Philadelphia Daily News
  • "Sucker Munch" - The Sun (London)
  • "Biting Back: Evander has public's ear" - Daily News, New York
  • "Toss Tyson Out on Ear" - Daily News, New York
  • "Ear Flap" - Newsday
  • "Ears Have It! Evander Wins" - Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser
  • "Tyson's Behavior Hard to Swallow" - Providence Journal-Bulletin
  • "Dracula" - New York Post
  • "Champ Chewing Over Legal Options" - New York Post
  • "It's Tyson's Nature to (Ch)eat" - New York Post
  • "For Tyson, Tooth Hurts'' =97 New York Post
  • "Now Ear This: Rematch is Possible" - New York Post
  • "Lobe Blow for Boxing" - The Tennessean
  • "Iron Mike Goes Down Biting" - The Sunday Oklahoman
  • "Tyson Doesn't Gnaw What's Next" - The Daily Oklahoman
  • "Ear of Scorn" - Kansas City Star
  • "Pay Per Chew" - Philadelphia Daily News
  • "Holyfield Lends Ear as Tyson Self-Destructs" - Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
  • "Ear-Responsible" - Fort Worth Star-Telegram With Mills Lane stopping the fight after Tyson's second bite, the following question remains unanswered: Just how many bites does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of Evander Holyfield?
  • Tyson doesn't get it. He was supposed to get a taste of VICTORY in this fight, not a taste of the victor. Good news!
  • Don King has just announced that Mike Tyson will be ready to fight again, as soon as he gets the okay from his dentist.
  • Evander Holyfield proved that he was sincere in his Christian convictions
  • - If a man biteth thy right ear, turn the other cheek and offer him thy other also. (Matt 5:39)
  • I understand that Mike Tyson used to be a world ranked prize fighter. Now, he's just a two bit boxer.
  • Mike Tyson was disqualified because of a lobe blow.
  • " ... I just snapped." - Mike Tyson, Monday, June 30. Yes, Mike, we know. We all saw you snap on TV. Like a turtle.
  • I heard that Holyfield was trying to sue Tyson for trying to bite off his ears, but the judge wouldn't give him a hearing.
  • That's what Evander Holyfield deserves for taunting Mike Tyson: "Hey Mike, you tough guy! C'mon, you want a piece of me?"
  • Q. What did Tyson say to Holyfield after the referee took two points away from him?   A. "Come 'ear."
  • If Tyson gets banned for life, he could always become a barber. Think about it: You could walk into his shop and say, "Hey, Mike! Could you take a little off the ears?
  • Q: What did Holyfield say after the fight?   A: Ear today, gone tomorrow. Lend me your ears!  
  • The rematch will be shown on the Food Network. HBO will be selling the rebroadcast. They will call it "Pay per Chew" :)  
  • By The Associated Press He went home and put his favorite Sinatra album on, which included hits such as, "It Was A Very Good Ear", and. "I Bit It My Way".  
  • Holyfield was considering changing his name from Evander to Evangogh.  
  • Referee Miles Lane asked Holyfield why he didn't break when told to. He said, "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you!"  
  • In RING MAGAZINE, this should go down as the BIGHT OF THE CENTURY!
  • Q: What's the difference between a Metallica concert and a Tyson - Holyfield match?  A: After the Metallica concert, there's a ring in the ears, after the bout, there are ears in the ring. Evander's Ear

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