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APPLICATION FOR WHITE HOUSE INTERN POSITION
Name:__________________ Address:________________________
Late Night Phone #________________ Turn-ON's:________________
Dress Size:____ Cup Size:____ Favorite Erotic Poet:______________
Favorite dirty movie:_________________________
Age:________ Height:_________ Weight:________
Experience:_____________ Favorite Position:_________________
Do you have a depenable dry cleaner ? Y N
Do you have your own attorney ? Y N
Willing to work late nights? Y N
Does father have shotgun or assault weapon? Y N
As security clearance is needed, are you willing to subject yourself to an in depth probe? Y N
Any experience playing wind instruments? Y N
Attach close-up photo of face and full body photo in swimsuit or less.
Final interview before hiring will be an oral exam.
Listen to Bill give Al Gore words of
encouragement
Listen to Bill talking to his
cabinet
Listen to Bill working with his
intern's
Bill talking about his childhood (this is a long one)
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Arnold say's Clinton is a
sissy boy. Click on me to go back to the main page.