The Little Boy Playing Trains
A mother was working in the kitchen listening
to her son playing with his
new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop,
and her son
said, "All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get
the hell off now,
cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who are
returning
and want to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause we're
going down
the tracks!"
The mother went into the living room and told
her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now go to you room and stay there
for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may go back and play with your
train, but only
if you use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the
bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to
take all of
you belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today
and hope your
trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
soon." She
hears the little boy continue. "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you
to stow all of your hand luggage under you seat. Remember, there
is no
smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey
with us today."
Then, the child added, "And for those of
you who are pissed off about the
TWO HOUR DELAY, see the bitch in the kitchen."