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THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY

10.I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Her tits are just too big.

6. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.

4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.

3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.

1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.

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