Good Bad Worse

 

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter has them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Good: The postman is early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47.
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
Worse: You have to wait

 

Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman.

Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you.

Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband.

Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually.

Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in.

Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 450 pounds.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.

 

 

 

  • Good: you have a wife.
  • Bad: she's having an affair.
  • Worse: with your brother.
  • Good: you have a daughter.
  • Bad: she's pregnant.
  • Worse: your best friend is the father.

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      Good: Your wife bought you a porn movie
        Bad: It's over five years old
    Worse: Your daughter's the star

      Good: Your son's interested in school
        Bad: He has to do extra credit to pass
    Worse: Making a sex ed video

      Good: You give the "Birds & Bees" talk to your kids
        Bad: They keep interrupting
    Worse: With corrections !

      Good: The postman's early
        Bad: He's wearing camies and has an AK-47
    Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year

      Good: The teacher likes your son
        Bad: Sexually
    Worse: They're both gay

      Good: You came home for a quickie
        Bad: The postman had the same idea
    Worse: There's a line, waiting

      Good: You get a three-day weekend
        Bad: You get the flu on Friday
    Worse: It's Tuesday morning already

      Good: Your child's waiting for "Mr Right"
        Bad:  It'sYour son
    Worse: He's received answers to his personals ad

      Good: Your neighbors exercise in the nude
        Bad: They weigh 375 pounds
    Worse: They catch you looking, and smile

     

     

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